Ode to My Husband
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways…
I love how hard you work
and all the things you says.
I love your short blonde hair
your warm and sexy grin.
I love your whiskery cheeks
and I love your whiskery chin.
I love your big shoulders
and I love your strong arms.
I love your new grill
and all your chivalrous charms.
I love you, Lord Herndon,
you know that it’s true.
And I love you even more today
when you turn 32.
Happy Birthday, Lord Herndon!
From your Bride and your Offspring.
